Anonymous whispered: Initiate blast off sequence. Please lean back against the wall, making sure your bottom is set firmly against it. At the sound of the clicker you are to emit your gaseous fumes as hard as you can. (If you are having trouble with this, please refer to page 82 of our guide, titled "How to fart efficiently".) Once this sequence is completed, please hold your breath and prepare for take off: In 3 ... 2... 1 ...
lol, what?
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